"Beep boop."
"Path not found."
They say these a lot. So I decided to write some more!
While Idle:
Lovely. Day. For. A. Stroll.
I. Am. Not. A. Robot.
Beep Boop. I. Am. A. Potted. Plant.
I. Love. Being. Deciduous.
Beep Boop. Pollen.
Boop. Roots.
Beep. Xylophloem.
No. Robots. Here.
Please. Don't. I. Have. A. Robot. Family.
You. Have. Voided. My. Warranty.
Warning: Shooting. Robots. Is. Bad. For. Karma.
Minus. 5. Karma.
Simulated. Pain. Still. Hurts.
Evasive. Action.
Please. Spare. My. Robo-life.
What. Did. Robots. Ever. Do. To. You?
Respawning:
This. Time. It. Will. Be. Different.
Hello. World.
I. Wish. I. Was. A. Turret.
Damaged While Invulnerable:
Ha. Ha. I. Am. Invincible.
Problem. Exists. Between. User. And. Gun.
Invulnerability Fading:
Beep boop. Oh no.
HarmLimitation2.exe has stopped working!
Healing:
Repairmotron Activating.
Is. Anyone. There?
Control. Alt. Heal.
B Bot Exclusive:
The. A. Bot. Was. Destroyed. By. Hubris.
No. Harm. Will. Befall. Me. Here.
Nobody. Will. Find. Me. Here.
C Bot Exclusive:
The. B. Bot. Was. Inferior.
The C. Bot. Is. Superior.
Hat. Wearing. Indicates. Superiority.
Don't. Shoot. I. Have. A. Hat.
Destroyed:
Tell. My. Robot-wife. I. Cyber-loved. Her.
I. Will. Be. Back.
Nobody. Touch. My. Stuff. When. I'm. Dead.
Only. 2. Days. To. Deactivation.
Attacking Enemy is Killed:
Thank. You. Human. Friend.
See? Being. Shot. Is. Not. Fun.
Some Customization Concepts
Now, most TF2 objectives have a bundle of personality--that is to say, they're internally consistent with the fiction of the game, and even when they're being silly they're still telling a kind of story. But the robots are the first ones to be actual characters. With that in mind, it'd be pretty hilarious if you could customize your team's robots. A robot customization item would make me happy.