Now for a fake update about being wounded!
The Scout
The Big Hurt
Level ouch scattergun
Painslayers
Level 1 Painkillers (secondary)
While in use, heals the scout for 30HP and kills ramp-up on incoming damage for ten seconds.
While worn, the scout cannot be overhealed.
Tiny Tim
Level 1 Crutch (melee)
Improves returns from health kits by 15%.
-50% Damage
Hat: The Baseball Bill's Sports Shiner (a black eye)
The Soldier
The Tenderfoot
Level 5 Leg Casts
Deals damage to anyone within ~40HVU upon landing a rocket jump (groundpound)
+10% self-damage
Hat: The Spirit of 76 /The Hedwound
A stylish head-bandage recalling a famous painting by the same name
The Pyro
Another Burn Ward
Level 10 Flamethrower
Wearer shares any healing his victim gets until the fire is extinguished.
The Mental Exercise
Level 10 Imaginary Axe
party blowers and confetti on kill
Hat: The Invisible Person
A well-bandaged head in two styles!
The Demoman
The Hurt Launcher
Level 2 Grenade Launcher
The Company Health Plan
Tier 3 Scotch
Self-damage heals over time
+10% bullet vulnerability
Hat: The Double Eyepatch
Vision is for menn who don't rely on skill
The Heavy
The Medkit
Sandvich reskin
The Reverse Heimlich Maneuver
On kill: allows you to throw enemy ragdoll at opponents
-25% attack speed
Hat: The Sour Tooth
A toothache wrap
The Engineer
Sorry, Engineer fans!
The Medic
The Blood Drive
Level 10 Syringe Gun
Allows the medic to earn ubercharge for nearby non-medigun healing
-25% damage
The Suppository
Level Cough Bonesaw
Crits from behind
-50% base damage
this is a joke
Hat: Surgeon's cap
The Sniper
The Lobotomy
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
Pierces targets
+.5s charge time
Sample Seven
Level 2 Urine Joke
Splashed allies earn temporary health regen
Hat: The Reminder
Bandage over cheek-scar, numerous additional bandages on face
The Spy
Insurance Fraud
Level 5 Sapper Replacement
"Sapped" enemies share 10% of their healing with you
Surgical-Grade
Level 2 Scalpel
Hat: The Sympathy Solicitor
A neck brace
The Engineer:
Unlike Valve, I was kidding before.
The Workplace Accident
Level 3 Nailgun
Minicrits on headshots
-25% Damage
-50% Clip
The Quarpal Tunneler
Level 2 Right-hand cast
Allows engineers to walk through their buildings
-25% swing speed
Hat: The Clumsy Carpenter
A cracked version of the standard hardhat with nails in it
