Thursday, July 14, 2011

The Injury Update!

Now for a fake update about being wounded!

The Scout

The Big Hurt
Level ouch scattergun

Painslayers
Level 1 Painkillers (secondary)
While in use, heals the scout for 30HP and kills ramp-up on incoming damage for ten seconds.
While worn, the scout cannot be overhealed.

Tiny Tim
Level 1 Crutch (melee)
Improves returns from health kits by 15%.
-50% Damage

Hat: The Baseball Bill's Sports Shiner (a black eye)

The Soldier

The Tenderfoot
Level 5 Leg Casts
Deals damage to anyone within ~40HVU upon landing a rocket jump (groundpound)
+10% self-damage

Hat: The Spirit of 76 /The Hedwound
A stylish head-bandage recalling a famous painting by the same name

The Pyro

Another Burn Ward
Level 10 Flamethrower
Wearer shares any healing his victim gets until the fire is extinguished.

The Mental Exercise
Level 10 Imaginary Axe
party blowers and confetti on kill

Hat: The Invisible Person
A well-bandaged head in two styles!

The Demoman

The Hurt Launcher
Level 2 Grenade Launcher

The Company Health Plan
Tier 3 Scotch
Self-damage heals over time
+10% bullet vulnerability

Hat: The Double Eyepatch
Vision is for menn who don't rely on skill

The Heavy

The Medkit
Sandvich reskin

The Reverse Heimlich Maneuver
On kill: allows you to throw enemy ragdoll at opponents
-25% attack speed

Hat: The Sour Tooth
A toothache wrap

The Engineer

Sorry, Engineer fans!

The Medic

The Blood Drive
Level 10 Syringe Gun
Allows the medic to earn ubercharge for nearby non-medigun healing
-25% damage

The Suppository
Level Cough Bonesaw
Crits from behind
-50% base damage
this is a joke

Hat: Surgeon's cap

The Sniper

The Lobotomy
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
Pierces targets
+.5s charge time

Sample Seven
Level 2 Urine Joke
Splashed allies earn temporary health regen

Hat: The Reminder
Bandage over cheek-scar, numerous additional bandages on face

The Spy

Insurance Fraud
Level 5 Sapper Replacement
"Sapped" enemies share 10% of their healing with you

Surgical-Grade
Level 2 Scalpel

Hat: The Sympathy Solicitor
A neck brace

The Engineer:
Unlike Valve, I was kidding before.

The Workplace Accident
Level 3 Nailgun
Minicrits on headshots
-25% Damage
-50% Clip

The Quarpal Tunneler
Level 2 Right-hand cast
Allows engineers to walk through their buildings
-25% swing speed

Hat: The Clumsy Carpenter
A cracked version of the standard hardhat with nails in it

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