Achievements

With all the new content, new items, and general neatness going on in TF2 these days, I thought I'd come up with some more achievements. You know, for fun. You're welcome, no, encouraged to participate!

Some of the Achievement Images

Blood Drive:
Deal 1500 points of bleed damage to enemies.

Whose point is it, Anyway?
Capture a point at x6 cap speed, using only three people.

Irony:
Kill a spy from behind with regular melee damage.

Picnic Pocket
Pick up 10 sandviches deployed by enemy Heavies.

Day at the Races:
Win ten Payload Cart races.

Omega Man:
Kill more than two enemies as the last man standing in Arena Mode.

Hill Hole:
Survive 500 damage while capturing the point during KOTH.

Self Loathing:
Dominate a member of the class you are currently playing, 25 times.

Count of Monte Dustbowl:
Get 100 revenges.

Drink More Overtime:
Capture the Hill during overtime and hold it for three consecutive minutes.

Hydroplaning:
Win a game of Territory Control without giving up territory.

Objectivist:
Complete 1000 objectives.

No Redeploy for the Wicked:
Kill 25 engineers as they haul buildings.

Boy Scout Cramp
Kill 1000 scouts.

The Quagmire
Kill 1000 soldiers.

Permanent Axtinction
Kill 1000 Pyros.

King Edward
Kill 1000 Demomen.

Weight watchers
Kill 1000 Heavies.

Messed with Texas
Kill 1000 Engineers.

Malpractice Suit
Kill 1000 medics.

I'm Jack Ruby
Kill 1000 snipers.

Assassin's Bleed
Kill 1000 spies.

Honor in Defeat:
Kill a member of the winning team during Humiliation.

Live Another Day:
Run a lifetime two kilometers during Humiliation rounds.

Unconventional Healing
Heal one million points of health without using supply lockers, health kits, dispensers, or mediguns.
sandviches, mad milk, blutsauger, black box, powerjack/eyelander kills

CLASS SPECIFIC

Scout:
Milked Dry:
Earn 1000 heal points for your team with Mad Milk.

Candy Crutch:
Collect 20 health packs supplied by the Candy Cane.

Soldier:
Six Flags:
Fill your rage meter five times while critboosted from five different intel captures.

Lightning War:
Capture three points in a row without dying.

Ribsticker:
Heal 1000 HP with the Black Box.

Colorguard:
Cooperate with another Soldier to deploy a Buff Banner and Battalion's Back Up simultaneously.

Pyro:
Rocket Chump:
Perform an airblast-rocket jump.
may require a distance modifier

Buffed the Magic Dragon
Score 100 non-random critical hits with the Flare Gun.

Snuff 'Em:
Extinguish 100 allies with the airblast.

Airball
Stun a scout with his own ball.

Double Mis-Take
Kill someone with a reflected flaming arrow headshot.

Spy Hunter
Destroy a sapper and kill the Spy who placed it.

Kung Fire:
Heal 500HP with reflected Black Box rockets.

Jack Be Quick:
Heal 500HP with the Powerjack.

Demoman:

Engie-near
Kill an engineer and his sentry in the same explosion.

Random Ax of Violence
While armed with the Scotsman's Skullcutter, get three kills where you assist or are assisted by a Pyro wielding either the Fire ax or the Axestinguisher.

Binge
Capture three capture points without dying.

Axecutor of the Estate
Destroy three Engineer buildings then behead the Engineer who built them.

Bloody Red King:
Play a full round where you earn the highest score on a team of six or more players, and earn at least five decapitations.

Dead Eye:
Get 100 kills with the Loch-n-Load.

Tuber Tosser:
Get an environmental kill with the Ullapool Caber.

Heavy:
French Toast:
Heal a spy calling for a medic with your sandvich, then kill him. Kill him good.

Chocolatey Center
Survive a direct hit from a critical rocket with overhealing from a Dalokohs Bar.

Positively Dashing
Kill two enemies with the GRU while under the effect of the Buffalo Steak Sandvich.

The Iron Mitten
Win 50 melee duels with the Fists of Steel.

Engineer:
Punch Drunk Glove
While armed with the Gunslinger, get two kills where you assist or are assisted by a punching Heavy.

Snapping Turtle:
Kill 25 enemies with your shotgun.

Waterproofing:
Heal 500 HP of drowning damage in one life where you earn at least one kill.

One-two Punch
Kill a stunned enemy with the wrench.

Insurrectin' A Sentry:
Kill an enemy with a sentry constructed within five meters of their own intel.

Medic:
Nos-TF-two
Heal 300HP with the Blutsauger in one life.

Self Medicating:
Save yourself from fire with a home brew.

Das Automatik:
Land 20 consecutive hits with the Syringegun or Blutsauger.

Neighborhood Harmacist:
Heal four people on your Steam Friends list simultaneously with the Amputator.

Healing And Hurting
In two shots, heal an ally whose HP is in the red and kill an enemy that attacked him in the last five seconds.

Sniper:
Two Shakes:
Assist in the deaths of two enemies in two seconds with the Sydney Sleeper.
Spy:
Silent and Deadly:
Get 100 backstabs with the Eternal Reward.

Cloakroom:
Earn 1500% cloak with L'Etranger.

Bodysnatcher:
Kill a Medic's patient with the Eternal Reward, then kill the Medic.