New Taunts

Obsessive compulsives like me like to see things completed reasonably. With the new items flooding the market, boy, wouldn't it be nice to get new taunts for all this stuff? Maybe? Okay, I really don't have any idea, but I had fun thinking of them, dang it. Feel free to add your own, as mine are far from perfect.

Scout:
Short Stop
Holds the gun out, one-handed, then tilts it sideways.

Mad Milk
Holds his pinkies out and puts them on his forehead and pretends to be a bull.

Bonk
Poses, hands on hips, then flickers slightly

Crit-a-Cola
Thumbs his nose.

Holy Mackerel
Feels his bicep admiringly.

Candy Cane
Swings it, Buster Keaton style.

Boston Basher
Pricks his finger with it, then sucks it.

Soldier:

Black Box
Performs a bras d'honneur

Battalion's Back-Up
Plays hacky-sack with a grenade.
Frying Pan
Spins it in his open hand.

Pain Train
Poses like Washington crossing the Delaware.

Pyro:

Degreaser
Pretends his napalm grenades are planes.

Powerjack
Throws up the horns, headbangs

Homewrecker
Pretends it's a putter.

Backscratcher
Scratches his tank?

Demoman:
Loch-n-Load
Indicates that he's got his eye on you.

Ullapool Caber
Meet-the-Demoman style salute.

Scottish Skullcutter
Dusts his hands.

Cliahaoevowelsoaerd Mor
Holds it above his head in both hands, He-man style.

Heavy:
Brass Beast
Pets the barrel lovingly.

Steak
Imitates the Scout's pulse-checking pistol taunt.

Warrior's Spirit
Snarls like a bear (obviously)

Fists of Steel
Beckons with giant fist.

GRU
Three lightning-fast jabs.

Engineer:
Southern Hospitality
Juggles wrench, passing it behind the back.

Jag
Performs the wrench taunt twice as fast, twice.

Medic:
Crusader's Crossbow
Snaps back, chest out, with crossbow held in front of his face.

Sniper:
Sydney Sleeper

Double finger guns.

Jarate
Meaningfully zips up pants.

Tribal Shiv
Appears to block face from "paparazzi".

Bushwacka
Feigns shaving.

Spy:

L'Etranger
Performs a simple magic trick, shifting the gun between hands.

Your Eternal Reward
Pretends to read newspaper.